The teams I would most love to see come down to Death Valley are: (In Order) 1. USC -- BR would be a zoo, my hatred of USCwas well established before 2003 and it continues to this day. Everything that program stands for and their smugness just makes me want to give them a Peach Bowl-like drubbing. 2. Clemson -- I want to teach them that Death Valley belongs to LSU. 3. Texas -- I've always hated the state of Texas. I'd like to take down their flagship football program. 4. Notre Dame -- I'd pay good money to see the Tigers dominate these media darlings in front of the entire nation. 5. Oregon - for some reason I've always disliked the ducks and would love to throw some mud on their puke inducing uniforms.