How about this: WESTSIDE: "Roll Call!! At 298K (25 oC), Typical values for the Boltzmann factor are: NORTH ENDZONE: ΔE = 500 cm-1 --> 0.089! ΔE = 1000 cm-1 --> 0.008! ΔE = 1500 cm-1 --> 7 10-4! EAST SIDE: That is, if the excitation energy is 500 cm-1, about 9% of the molecules are thermally excited at room temperature! SOUTH END ZONE: The lowest excitation vibrational energy in water is the bending mode (about 1600 cm-1)! ALL TOGETHER: Thus, at room temperature less than 0.07% of all the molecules of a given amount of water will vibrate faster than at absolute zero!"
I'm all about the random chants like "We like peas!" because it's funny and it catches people off guard. Even though it makes no sense it's funny to us and it confuses the other team. Way better than being vulgar. :lol:
Well sadly, the last time I heard it was like 3 years ago. That was awesome. I don't know if they still do that, I spend more time soaking up the booze at the tailgate these days.
How about a new twist on the "hey baby" song for the Auburn game? Something like this might work. Hey, Hey Aubie I wanna know oh oh if you'll bite my corn dog Or maybe: Hey, Hey Tubbie I wanna know oh oh if you'll lick my corndog Just a suggestion.