Idda nailed her back in '75 before she spawned the next demo-satan and her tits were still perky. kluke, her pussy probably didn't fart back then, either.
I was building a house in WF about 10 years ago. Went by the site to check on things. One of the carpenters was up top attaching rafters to the ridge beam. When he saw me, I guess he quit concentrating and shot a nail straight through his hand and into the ridge beam. We cut the beam and sent him to the ER with his hand still attached to the beam. They x-ray'd it. They nail essentially missed everything! They ended up just pulling it out, cleaning it and sending him home. They said it was a 1 in a million shot to not really screw up his hand. Stupid, but lucky fucker.
I'd have just pulled the damn thing out right there, to hell with cutting the damn beam. I mean really, what good did that do? If he had hit something vital cutting the beam wasn't going to undo it. I stepped on a damn gaffe top once, damn spine thing went right through my shoe and into my foot and out the top. Think we pulled up and went back to shore with a stinking ass catfish flopping around under my foot? Hell naw, pulled that bitch off my foot, cut half way through his back so he couldn't swim and tossed him back in. Poured some beer on my foot and went back to fishing.