Where the hell is Red?

Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by shane0911, Nov 10, 2013.

  1. stevescookin

    stevescookin Certified Who Dat

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    High on acid, he decided to take the term "Fighting Tigers" to a new level...he ran away and joined the circus.

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  2. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    So he has an act at the golden nugget is what you are saying
     
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  3. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    He high-tailed it cause he saw the writing on the wall with Obamacare. He knew the walls were going to come tumbling down.
     
  4. diamondheadtiger

    diamondheadtiger Founding Member

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    Maybe he and Sabanfan are talking about old times...
     
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  5. gynojunkie

    gynojunkie "Pooties R Us"

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    Red may have "lost it" after the Ole Miss debacle. Someone cut the fence into Mike's habitat, tattered and gore-soaked clothing was found (old leather hiking boots, LSU-logo boxer underwear in size XXL, a chewed up bag of "Red Man" toe-bakker, a 2011-style LSU jacket and--inexplicably--an Ole Miss undershirt).

    A deeply-knawed pile of long bones was found in the far left corner of the habitat, shaded by those dense oleander bushes. The vet school's two caretakers are sifting nightly through Mikes' spoor for additional clues; so far, $3.57 in pocket change, car keys and a Seiko watch (minus the band) have been found. They are hoping for a wallet, with contained ID, to be forthcoming.

    Could this be all that's left of Red?
     
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  6. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    I can see each of them sitting in a chair while their dentures are soaking nearby.
     
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  7. diamondheadtiger

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    LMFAO
     
  8. tigerchick46

    tigerchick46 Quick Learner

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    He may have attained the only thing more/less than maximum slack, death…….that good ole liberal leach will surface sooner or later, I mean that lovingly :)
     
  9. lsufan52

    lsufan52 Lsu baseball fan from old box to new

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