With the possible exception of #3, all true.

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
of gas at 15% isn't.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us
if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will
melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies
being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the
Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions
to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it
might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most
wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ASS,
it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

13. I voted Democrat because all Republicans suck way worse than any Democrat.

:dis:

See #12.

"all" are worse than than "any" democrat? are you sure?

Oo

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Reds gonna be madopcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:

all that I have had the chance to vote for are worse than any, yep. And that says alot considering democrats suck too, just not nearly as hardcore. I would vote for that Donkey in Shane's boat before I voted Republican.

This is fun, do another...

Why Republicans vote Republican:

Why Republicans vote Republican - Kick! Making Politics Fun - A liberal dose of political humor

No, but martin will because I forwarded an email without attributing the source.

Attributing? Is that the right word?