You asked if any of us will be on suicide watch ... I wonder what the meltdown will be in Texas if he does leave? To be honest I don't think he will, but it would make me laugh my ass off if he did.
Why would anybody need suicide watch when it comes to another teams coach? First, I think the whole thing is funny to watch Bama be up in arms about it. Second, I find it entertaining because I like to know who is going where. Third, if there is a coaching change at what can best be described as our rival then it should interest all fans.
And now the Browns job is available. I bet you couldn't drive a buttered needle up the gump ad's ass with a sledge hammer right now.
