Will This Happen at LSU?

That's quite a mouthful for a 8-second TD run.

 

They will have to hire announcers who talk faster.

 

I might have joked about it but that shit should be against the law. It will ruin the visual experience of watching football on TV.

OK, one more: Next year LSU's most deserving player won't be wearing #18. His number will be
7-11

 

Auctioneers will have more work opportunities.

 

Yeah, I was gonna say can you imagine Hawthorne having to get all that right? That poor dude has enough trouble as it is, although I admit it would be pretty funny.

 

Well, if Hawthorne confused Devery Henderson with Jack Hunt, there's no way he could keep track of 12 individual sponsors on a football field.

 

"It's Jack Hunt! He's across the Chevrolet chicken fingers 50-yard line; he's into the Capital One soft drink red zone; into the AT&T automotive end zone! HOME RUN SAINTS!!!"

 

It would be really funny if all the sponsors had long names. Imagine Hawthone saying Gulf Coast Conservation Association, New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, The Council on the Development of French in Louisiana, The Baton Rouge Association of Real Estate Developers