We first take over the tv and radio stations. Control the medium el presidente.

Of course I’ll watch LSU football. I doubt I attend any games, seeing as how ticket prices and hotel rooms and gas cost way more than they should. But, I won’t stop watching and rooting for the tigers.

I might not watch the Bama game.

Orgeron was like $12 million or I'm not doing it? What it does is all but guarantee O won't be fired this year and probably not next. Alleva lost that negotiation. Now it's time to say, "You're fired."

Port Allen hotels require 2 night stay some at over 300 a night. It would take a Playboy mansion orgy for me to drop 600 in fucking Port Allen.

There is a strip club in Port Allen.

I’d rather piss glass

You probably will feel like you are if you get lucky at the Port Allen strip club.

ants in the pants

Well that’s where my 600 usually goes.

I bet they know one of our mods by first name.