Women's professional tennis

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  1. tygertail

    tygertail Founding Member

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    I know things are slow so I am going to throw this out there. Has anyone noticed that a requirement to play women's tennis these days is that the player has to be smokin' hot.
     
  2. wesfau

    wesfau Founding Member

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    With the exception of the Williams girls.

    It's also a requirement to be from a former Soviet republic apparently.
     
  3. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    Well no one has as hot of a body as Serena Williams. That's no doubt. So many others are built like men. She is all woman.
     
  4. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    she is all male minus her breasts. predator 1 and predator 2
     
  5. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    lol

    you have to read this article i just ran across.

    Man Who Fantasizes About Serena Williams Beginning to Fear That He’s Gay

    Charles Berman, a Houston-area contractor, admits he has always been attracted to tennis star Serena Williams. And his attraction to her grew during this month’s U.S. Open, as Williams sported an extremely tight “catsuit” throughout the tournament.

    But the 38-year old bachelor didn’t think anything of it until he realized his thoughts of Williams often tread dangerously close to homosexual fantasies.

    “I sometimes think about her beautiful body and her curvaceous figure,” said Berman. “Her long hair … strong jaw … powerful thighs … rippling torso … manly biceps – ah! There I go again!”

    Berman maintains he is not homosexual. “I’m not married, but I date fairly regularly,” he said. “I just haven’t found the right lady. I’ve never found men attractive, but this Serena thing is getting weird.”

    Berman says he has found himself talking more to one of his employees, Al Clark – a muscular, young black man. “Put long hair and breasts on Al and he’s practically Serena! It’s creepy!”

    There are other men like Berman out there, though. He regularly spends evenings on an Internet message board with other men who are extremely attracted to Serena Williams yet feel uncomfortable about it. “She’s a beautiful woman, there’s no doubt,” Berman said. “It’s just … you know … there’s a lot of man there, too! I’m very conflicted.”

    While Berman and others find consolation in numbers, it doesn’t make their confusion any easier when they’re alone.

    “I had a dream the other night that I was kissing Serena,” he said. “Only her name was ‘Sam’ and she didn’t have breasts. I woke up screaming.”


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  6. Hub

    Hub Founding Member

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    LMAO
     
  7. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    lmao she covers herself with mud and the opps cannot see her.
     
  8. Hub

    Hub Founding Member

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    and the hair is pretty damn close......
     
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    My first ever attempt at a fark. Yes it sucks but you get the idea.......
     
  10. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    lol funny
     

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