Worst calling in sick excuse

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  1. eL eS shU

    eL eS shU Founding Member

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    My transmission has blown up quite a few times during summer weekends.

    Had to go see great gradmaw in florida, she wasn't doing too well.
     
  2. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    I call that "sick and tired "leave.
     
  3. LSUgirlinTx

    LSUgirlinTx Is it game time yet?

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    I called my husband (then boyfriend)'s work and told them that his mom had fallen and we think her leg was broken. I feel terrible about it now!

    I had to call in sick after the Saints v Texans game in November because I was majorly hung over. Claimed to have a 24 hour virus.
     
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  4. fanatic

    fanatic Habitual Line Stepper

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    I work from home, so if it's a hangover day, I don't need to call in. I can just stay in bed and respond to everything via my blackberry. I only use sick days if I want to play golf or some other activity where I don't want to be available.
     
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  5. phlashman

    phlashman Founding Member

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    two words...

    "Hershey squirts" :hihi:
     
  6. shaqazoolu

    shaqazoolu Concentrated Awesome

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    ROFL...no shame. You win, sir.
     
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  7. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

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    Well now that the game is scheduled for 1:00 BR time, it is time to upgrade the calling in excuse list for the benefit of the poor souls who kneaux not!

    Salmonella from California tomatoes cannot be argued with. :nope:
     
  8. paducahmichael

    paducahmichael Tiger Band Class of '73

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    Years and years ago when I was managing a big seafood restaurant on the Gulf Coast, my most important cook called in on a Friday night. Friday was the busiest night of the week and we were booked solid....I was on the verge of panic. "Greg," I said, "You know how much I need you tonight. What's so important?"

    Greg was honest. He said, "Well, Boss.....my wife is gonna get pregnant tonight, and I'd like to be there."

    I said, "See you tomorrow, Bro!":eek:ldskule::eek:ldskule:
     
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  9. LSUsupaFan

    LSUsupaFan Founding Member

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    I once called in sick because I was in a plane crash. When Mr Weed caught me at the Red Sox game with my family I explained that the plane crash turned out to be gas.

    Or was that something from the Family Guy?
     
  10. lsubatgirl04

    lsubatgirl04 Cupcake Thief

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    If I wasn't already scheduled to be out tomorrow I would be heading home now with a migraine...
     

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