Your average household phone in Oxford...


Your average cell phone in Oxford (and yes it's Colonel Reb)


Your average walkie talkie in Oxford...

Some of them have "evolved" into 'bama fans....god help us...................something about the schlitz yeast having an adverse reaction on the fulmer gut and gluteus. not to mention - the larger brain...........

Even if you aren't tech savvy, why would a guy be naked outside, yet have a jacket hanging on the door knob FOR NO REASON.

The shadow behind the jacket is what caught my eye immediately. The beer also looks a little suspicious.

But yeah, that's the easy way out.