Yoo whoo, Ramah....?

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  1. Geekboy

    Geekboy Founding Member

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    Family fight

    You're right ramah. You never know what or where some deeply mentally ill wackos hang out.
    I actually find some of them entertaining.
    I'd like to take them on the road and put them in a roped off area, charge admission and let children come and pet them.

    Glad your back, dude! Give 'em Hell!
     
  2. JSracing

    JSracing Founding Member

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    LOL thats what i missed the comic releif .... monkeys LMAO

    welcome back Ramah
     
  3. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    its disappointing when people dont have to guts to enforce or abide by their bets. why bet if it you arent gonna follow through?
     
  4. ramah

    ramah Founding Member

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    You never finished your sentence.

    I am ramah .... 's monkey. You sure are, Biff.

    See .... Biff the Magnetic Sooner Monkey Boy here ... said OU would hang nearly "half a hundred" and White would "slice and dice" LSU's Dee. With Marquise Hill and the rest coming back and what we have coming up thru the ranks ... you an the rest of the sooner nation can bend over now and kiss next year goodbye too.

    A final stirring tribute to White's 60 net yards offense and the LSU Dee.

    Ode to Frankenstein (The Final Bugle)

    BULLSEYE WHITE, he put up a helluva fight, but alas, he had not the gas to go.
    He tried, yes he tried, with all his might, but it ended up as a Tiger Dee sheaux.
    That po’ Heisman Lad, the best OU ever had, was flushed by the Very Best Dee.
    And the people now know, Marquise Hill stole the show, from sea to shining sea.
    With a game on the line, BULLSEYE WHITE took the snap, o what did he ever do.
    He hobbled quickly left, cuz’ Hill was through on the right, all night long for LSU.
    BULLSEYE WHITE had no time, couldn’t throw on a dime, he never had a prayer.
    His ducks missed their mark, Webster lurked like a shark and 1 INT he did snare.
    Trailing late in the game with all time running out, BULLSEYE led one last charge.
    He hobbled left, Hill was through on the right when he saw his receiver at large.
    He cocked back to throw to let the ball fly, alas the crowd heard the Loud Crack.
    To BULLSEYE’S despair, Lionel Turner was there, BULLSEYE sat flat on his back.
    Another sack on the day, he cried on his last play, what more could BULLSEYE do.
    He messed with THE BEST and he died like the rest who faced the great Dee LSU.

    See you in the funny papers!
     
  5. conradj

    conradj Founding Member

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    Dude you are weird, but for some reason I find you amusing!
     
  6. Mr. Peabody

    Mr. Peabody Founding Member

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    Frankly speaking, you didn't show up till almost 2 weeks after the Sugar Bowl. I figure that you must have finally got released from jail. Bestiality is a crime you should have been aware of.

    Here goes.......

    I am ramah the monkey molester's parole officer.
     
  7. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    We, the good folks at Tigerforums, gave him a pass. I do not want to endure a football season without the input of the Smackmeister, Ramah.
     

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