What is an Ibis? According to their website, it's an "ibis". I searched "ibis" on Google and what they showed looked like a pelican that had had a chin lift. But Miami's costumed mascot doesn't look like that. It looks like a duck to me. And the name they gave him is "Sebastian". Very imposing. Sounds like the name of a dancer on Broadway. Say "Sebastian" with a stereotypical gay lisp and you get the idea. And please don't smear Disney's name that way!
To a cajun, an ibis is a "bec croche" (crooked beak). It is a protected species. It is a beautiful bird, especially when the smothered breasts are stuffed with garlic, green peppers and onions and served over rice.
And ours... Hmm lets see, lets play pick the gay Mascot. Hint.. It is the one with the limp wrist and the goofy look on its face. It is NOT the one in the football jersey...
