You think "Family Planning" means that 9 months after knock'n your wife does not coincide with football season.
If you always thought the words to "Eye of the Tiger" was: "Kiss, Kiss my ass, Kiss my ass,Tenn-a-seeeeeeeeee!"
When you get engaged you grab an LSU schedule first and foremost and you schedule your wedding around LSU football since you were you knew no one would show including your best men and possibly yourself. A morning ritual is typing LSU in Ebay search Before anything you do in the morning you view the following sites in this exact order 1. www.lsusports.net (Homepage) 2. www.2theadvocate.com 3. www.tigerforums.com 4. Dandy Don You play the LSU fight song at your wedding as the wedding couple walks into the reception hall. You have destroyed at minimum 1,000 dollars in property due to the play of an LSU QB or Defensive back (Marcus Russell alone is in for about 400 bucks, Hookfin has caused some damage as well) You literally tear up on the first game of the fall and you start to walk from your tailgate to the stadium and you see the smokey lights and you start to your seats (I love that....) You force your wife to use purple and yellow flowers in th flower bed in front of your house You sell your house for less then some texan was offering because a fellow Tiger wanted to buy it. (Yes I know money is money but we must stick together) Thats it for now. I have more.
I have "LSU" saved as a favorite search on "My Ebay" I have one: When you go home to Louisiana to visit, you plan to visit Mike V's habitat before planning to see family.
You get married in July because its the only month when there isn't an LSU game. You are the best man for your best friends wedding but skip it because its on the same day as and LSU game.
You try to get the LSU limo from Chico's Exxon on Airline as your wedding Limo but the wife-to-be shoots it down............:cuss:
