I guess you are one when you respond to this thread....

If your Thanksgiving turkey is a goose.

if you think occupy wallstreet is just a bunch of lazy hippies

A real coonass thinks they are bunch of crackhead criminals who couldn't articulate the issues if you held a nightstick to their heads.

If you have an Crisco can on the back of the stove for the old grease that's "still good".

Heck yeah! I baked a speckled belly for Christmas last year!

Yeah... My mom did that... Was talking to a black kid on my football team in high school about it and he said, "Yeah, I thought only black people did that!"

My Pawpaw would punch everyone of you in the face for typing that word. Racists.