Can't pick just one one. Some of my favorites: "Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?" -- Jimi Hendrix "I pulled into Nazareth, I was feelin' about half past dead; I just need some place where I can lay my head. Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed? He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No", was all he said." -- Levon Helm "Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waitin' for a train. With a feeling near as faded as my jeans." -- Kris Kristofferson "Well she was just seventeen, you know what I mean? And the way she looked, was way beyond compare." -- Paul McCartney
Bob Seger / Metallica: On a long and lonesome highway, east of Omaha... Clapton: What'll you do when you get lonely And nobody's waiting by your side? ZZ Top: Jesus just left Chicago...and He's bound to New Orleans. Skynyrd: Big wheels keep on turning Carry me home to see my kin- Two feets they come a creepin’ Like a black cat do And two bodies are lyin’ naked Creeper think he got nothin’ to lose So he creeps into this house, yeah And unlocks the door And while a man reaching for his trousers Shoots him full of .38 holes EDIT: Almost forgot Steve Miller Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love
Master P: Make em say uhhhh! Uhhhh! Na na na na Na na na na Make em say uhhhhhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh I told ya I'm the colonel of this muthaf**kin' tank Y'all after big thangs, we after big bank! Guns N' Roses, "My Michelle" Your daddy works in porno Now your mommy's not around She used to love her heroin But now she's underground
"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...." And "Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?..." Both from Monty Python. I'll try to think of more. *bows*
hello darkness my old friend i've come to talk with you again - s & g nibblin' on sponge cake watchin' the sun bake all of the tourists covered with oil - jb life goes on day after day hearts torn in every way - g & the p's there is a house in new orleans they call the rising sun - unknown (well, at least not for certain)
Pink Floyd So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, Blue skys from pain. Can you tell a green field From a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell? Weezer Somebody’s heine is crowding my icebox. Somebody’s cold one is giving me chills. Guess I’ll just close my eyes. Oh yeah. All right. Feels good. Inside. Beck Alcohol on my hands I got plans to ditch myself and get outside dancing woman throwing plates decapitating their laughing dates swirling chickens caught in flight out of focus much too bright coming down shiny teeth game show suckers trying to bleed but I got a drug and I got the bug and I got something better than love LL Cool J Don't call it a comeback
Let's see: Clapton Hendrix McCartney Master P Weezer Pink Floyd Beck Simon & Garfunkel Guns N' Roses LL Cool J Lynard Skynard All we're missing is some Boy George, Elton John, Prince and Michael Bolton and this is officially the most eclectic group of bands ever composed. Sadly, I know nothing from any of those.
Great Beatles first lines Let It Be When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. Come Together Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller He got hair down to his knee Got to be a joker he just do what he please Penny Lane In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs Of every head he's had the pleasure to know And all the people that come and go Stop and say hello. Get Back Sweet Loretta Fart thought she was a cleaner but she was a frying pan. Note: I was not aware he said Fart in the opening line. Maxwell's Silver Hammer Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... She Came In Thru the Bathroom Window She came in through the bathroom window Protected by a silver spoon But now she sucks her thumb and wanders By the banks of her own lagoon Back in the USSR Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC Didn't get to bed last night On the way the paper bag was on my knee Man I had a dreadful flight