An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. "Hey, How much you charge for the hour, sister?" he asked $100.00, she replies. In broken english he says "Do you do it Immigrant Style?" No she replies I pay you $200.00 to do Immigrant Style. No she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is. I pay you $300.00. No she says. I pay you $400.00 No she says. So finally he says "OK, I pay you $1000.00 to do it Immigrant Style She thinks, "Well I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdo's from every part of the world. How bad could "Immigrant Style be?" So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it evry kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several Hours, they finish. Exhausted, The hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something peverted and disgusting But that was good. So what exactly is "Immigrant Style?" The Illegal Immigrant replies" You send Bill to Government"
2 elderly ladies were discussing the benefits of cosmetic surgery. The 1st replies "I'm going to get a boob job for sure." The 2nd replies, " I'm thinking of having my butt hole bleeched." To which the 1st replies, " you know, I can't imgaine your husband as a blond."